Guido All Stars

• You know you’re a Guido When your car payments are more than your rent.
• You know you’re a Guido When you look prettier then your girlfriend.
• You know you’re a Guido When your holding a basketball with your shirt off, and your opponent can’t see the ball.
• You know you’re a Guido When your name ends in a “Y” or “ie”.
• You know you’re a Guido When you spend more on hair gel than groceries. 
  
• You know you’re a Guido When you think Sammi on jersey shore is smart.
• You know you’re a Guido When You fist pump and there’s no music.

You know you’re a Guido When…send your jokes to guidoallstars@gmail.com and make sure to let us know if you would like us to publish your name!