Archive | Jacked and Tan

12 January 2010 ~ 0 Comments

He Might Be Shorter, But He Wears a Bigger Bra

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You might be a guido if your tits are bigger than your girlfriends

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08 January 2010 ~ 0 Comments

I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt…

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Does the basketball hoop in the background give away that he’s still living at home??

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07 January 2010 ~ 1 Comment

Has Michael Cera Perfected the Blowout?

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Looks like Pauly D has some competition

Check out Michael Cera tonight on a Jersey Shore special

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06 January 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Seriously Though…How Many Kisses Do Guidos Blow?

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Guido in Training? Is the guy in white a Guido Mini-Me of his boy in the black shirt?

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06 January 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Don’t My Sunglasses Turn You On?

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Rockin’ the kissy face with girls sunglasses? Even Christina Aguilera looks more intimidating laying naked with her guitar in the background

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04 January 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Streetfighter….Snookie Style!

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A teaching career has never ended so abruptly!

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04 January 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Blow Out Overload!!

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There’s enough hair product in this picture to last any non-guido a lifetime!

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31 December 2009 ~ 0 Comments

Yes, This is Real!!

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Did a 45 year old Oompa Loompa escape from Charlie’s Chocolate Factory?

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29 December 2009 ~ 0 Comments

You Do Not Mess With the Kissy Face

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Where do you even start start with this one. What makes this Guido so outstanding? Maybe it’s the bottle with his STACK of 20’s. Or maybe the ONE glove he decided to wear…but wouldn’t you want to handle the gun with theĀ  glove hand? He’s obviously a stone cold killer so finger prints don’t matter. [...]

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27 December 2009 ~ 0 Comments

The Ultimate Blow Out

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Did Wolverine eat a Guido and accidentally shit out this guy?

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