Babies are Guidos 2!
The parents of these children should go to jail!
In honor of Jersey Shore, the most bad ass TV series ever to grace the air...we bring you Guido All Stars. We are all about the blow-out hair cut, being jacked and tan, Jager Bombs, breaking it down on the dance floor, being jacked and tan (not a typo) and the fist pump. Do you got a Guido All Star in you? Seriously...
The parents of these children should go to jail!

This guys been ripping up the Jersey Shore since 1976. Take notes rookies!

You might be a guido if your tits are bigger than your girlfriends

Does the basketball hoop in the background give away that he’s still living at home??

Looks like Pauly D has some competition

Check out Michael Cera tonight on a Jersey Shore special

Guido in Training? Is the guy in white a Guido Mini-Me of his boy in the black shirt?

Rockin’ the kissy face with girls sunglasses? Even Christina Aguilera looks more intimidating laying naked with her guitar in the background
A teaching career has never ended so abruptly!

There’s enough hair product in this picture to last any non-guido a lifetime!

Did a 45 year old Oompa Loompa escape from Charlie’s Chocolate Factory?